Well im a Nob. Dat means im bigger AN meaner dan da average Ork.
iz kinda mhmh how ya put it... Diffrent? Yes id say dat.

dat iz. im a Flash git. HOWEVER if chances are ill also from time ta time be one of these badboyz


if deres sumfing i value more dan a good Shoota itz a 'Uge Hammer ta krump anyfing before me.
ofcourse sum gud loot is also welcome....

Anyway. iz used ta run wiff a small gang of Flash Gitz like meself.
We had no real warboss ouvva dan dis Git called Meanshoota... iz miss dat Nob. he could dakka wiff da best of dem.

anyway i got me name from him. Me being a nob wiff a extra kustom twinlinked snazzgun.
i made quiet a name fer meself in our little group.

Meanshoota even made me second' in kommand.
evryfing went gud. got gud loot and had plenty of fungus beer.
we had sum contestz once in a while... Who could throw da squigs farthest... oh da memories..

anyway, one day we stomped a bunch of imperial boyz. Dey were guardin' sum big and i mean REALLY BIG gate. Meanshoota and us ouvva gitz thought it was a warehouse were da imperial boyz kept deyr shootaz.

when we'z was don sazzin' up dese puny imperial gitz Meanshoota told us ta drink a extra fungus beer!

dough... da moment when we'z opened dat large gate... We was swarmed by all sorts of Nids...

we fought till our last breath, no Nids was goin' ta get my teef!
dey thumped us gud dough... so gud dat only i and sum git who lost all his arms survived...
da git eventully died... he was better off dat way... couldnt even herd squigs! hahah....

anyway i was left alone ta find sum ouvva boyz to run wiff.
i found anouvva camp of Orkz, deyz dint want a Greedy Flash Git like me unless i could prove meself useful and worthy ta be a Bad Moon Ork.

i was set ta fight sum mean Orkz using only a Choppa lil did dey know dat iz luved melee! dey fought i was just anouvva flash git with a kustom shoota....

so iz stomped da gitz dey put at me gud and was accepted into da warband. i fergot ta mention iz or well was pretty rich so dey did like me as one o' dem.

And know me last orders are ta wait until we fight a great Waaagh! on Arkhona.

Fanks fer reading Boyz n' Girlz
hope ye enjoyed me telltale.